Yesterday we had gone to the market and had parked our car in the clearly demarcated parking slots that are available (surprise, surprise). This was of course with the expectation that when we come back, we will be able to zoom off in the car. But, no, of course not, we live in a land of educated people who don’t have any civic sense even if they are driving around Honda Civics’ (or is Honda City)! When we came back, we found a Honda City parked lengthwise right behind our car. We hoped that the car was in neutral gear and tried to move it. But, no such luck! The car also had a sticker for Punjab and High Court advocate parking indicating that the car-owner was a man of influence (in India, the advocate ‘baradri’-clique- is at top-of –the-ladder in society’s echelons). We tried to find out from a couple of shops whether anybody knew the owner or was one himself. But, no such luck. After some time, a short wheat-colored cute roly-poly guy could be seen strolling to the car with a packet of medicines. On being reprimanded, his excuse was that “I had to buy medicines”. And, what about civic sense. He said, “I am very sorry”. And, that was that.
I guess that the traffic cops need to introduce a challan for this also. Maybe, then the citizenry will come to their senses. Of course, that it will add to the cops kitty is another story altogether.
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Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Tiger Woods
Why do you think someone as coolheaded as Tiger Woods ran over a fire hydrant and went careening into a tree in the middle of the night?
Clearly, a case of missing the Wood for the trees.
His wife says she bashed in the car window with a golf club to rescue him. That was brave of her.
Definitely, she was practising her swing to rein in his swinging with other women.
Oh, come on. You don't believe all this about Tiger frolicking around with some waitress.
Of course, not, he must have been discussing the finer points of his handicap with the 'other woman'.
I wonder why he is so chary of talking to the police, after all, he has one of the cleanest reputations in sports.
You dummy, he doesn't want a ticket for knocking down a fire hydrant. Also he probably wants to steer clear of charges of cruelty to the tree from the loony Greens.
Do say: Teeing is believing.
Don't say: Well, he is in a right royal hole now.
Source: Hindustan Times
Clearly, a case of missing the Wood for the trees.
His wife says she bashed in the car window with a golf club to rescue him. That was brave of her.
Definitely, she was practising her swing to rein in his swinging with other women.
Oh, come on. You don't believe all this about Tiger frolicking around with some waitress.
Of course, not, he must have been discussing the finer points of his handicap with the 'other woman'.
I wonder why he is so chary of talking to the police, after all, he has one of the cleanest reputations in sports.
You dummy, he doesn't want a ticket for knocking down a fire hydrant. Also he probably wants to steer clear of charges of cruelty to the tree from the loony Greens.
Do say: Teeing is believing.
Don't say: Well, he is in a right royal hole now.
Source: Hindustan Times
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