Tiger Woods

Why do you think someone as coolheaded as Tiger Woods ran over a fire hydrant and went careening into a tree in the middle of the night?
Clearly, a case of missing the Wood for the trees.
His wife says she bashed in the car window with a golf club to rescue him. That was brave of her.
Definitely, she was practising her swing to rein in his swinging with other women.
Oh, come on. You don't believe all this about Tiger frolicking around with some waitress.
Of course, not, he must have been discussing the finer points of his handicap with the 'other woman'.
I wonder why he is so chary of talking to the police, after all, he has one of the cleanest reputations in sports.
You dummy, he doesn't want a ticket for knocking down a fire hydrant. Also he probably wants to steer clear of charges of cruelty to the tree from the loony Greens.
Do say: Teeing is believing.
Don't say: Well, he is in a right royal hole now.

Source: Hindustan Times